What is Benish Fountain?
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Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis
The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.
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The act of shitting, then freezing your shit, then using your frozen shit as a dildo.
Yo Janet,
you want the alaskan chillard tonite?..
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When a smoker has run out of cigarettes, then suddenly realizes who they can bum one off of.
Smoker 1: Damn I ran out of cigarettes
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