What is Benjamin Bloom?
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Benjamin Bloom is nothing more than a good lap dog. If you ever want anything just go to him and he will be more than willing. However, I have reason to believe that he will only do this for a little something extra. If you know what I mean...
Kelsey: Hey, Ben! Can you do me a favor and walk through fire to go get my purse?
Benjamin Bloom: Sure, Kels! I'll be right back!
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A freakishly huge smile that would have appeared on Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun music video.
"Look at that chick's huge..