What is Benjamin Button?
1.
Something that even if you sleep through it, you still know what's going on.
"I fell asleep halfway through class, but it's ok, it was a benjamin button lecture"
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2.
(Ben*ja*min-But*ton) The state of feeling like a damn, old ass man when your really young; Also when your still fairly young but your damn body is deteriorating like a fucking 80yr old
Yo bert! Your only fucking 30 years old and you keep on injuring your damn self!! Broken Bones!!..Torn fuckin ligaments!!...HA HA..You Benjamin Button MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!
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Someone who matures backwards over the course of a relationship.
He was so much more considerate and responsible when we first started dating, but he was a Benjamin Button.
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