Benjamin Button

What is Benjamin Button?


1.

Something that even if you sleep through it, you still know what's going on.

"I fell asleep halfway through class, but it's ok, it was a benjamin button lecture"

See boring, sleepy, whatever, bb

2.

(Ben*ja*min-But*ton) The state of feeling like a damn, old ass man when your really young; Also when your still fairly young but your damn body is deteriorating like a fucking 80yr old

Yo bert! Your only fucking 30 years old and you keep on injuring your damn self!! Broken Bones!!..Torn fuckin ligaments!!...HA HA..You Benjamin Button MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!

See youngsta, crippled, old ass, young buck, geezer

3.

Someone who matures backwards over the course of a relationship.

He was so much more considerate and responsible when we first started dating, but he was a Benjamin Button.

See immature, button, boyfriend, girlfriend, backward


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