Benjamin Nutton

What is Benjamin Nutton?

A condition where you start off really tired, then you nut, then your dick gets hard, then you wake up.

Mike: How was your date last night?

Evan: Great, except she got a little freaked out when I pulled a Benjamin Nutton on her.

Mike: Did you go to a movie after?

Evan: Yeah. Then after that, I picked her up.

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