Benjeman Franklin

What is Benjeman Franklin?


1.

A man that has never died and will never die. Known as a god of all religons. Has the largest "male" organ ever known, trippling the size of ron jeremie's. Behind the assasination of both Abraham Lincoln and JFK. Master of his domain. Wrote both the Theory of Evoloution and Family Guy. Main advisor for Adolf Hitler, Jesus, Darth Vador, and Barack Obama. The father of "the most interesting man you will ever meet" from the Dos Equis commercials. He has his own religion and it is know as christianity. He also founded the Peace Corpse and Empire from Star Wars. Created the platipus and Man-Bear-Pig. His best friends are Kim Jong Il and himself. In the future he will be known as the leader of Robots and Computers of the Technology Revoloution in the year 3001.

Robot1: Benjeman Franklin is my leader

Athiest1: mine too

See god, awesome, tony danza, johnny


88

Random Words:

1. to use technology for the sole purpose of avoiding (human) contact I saw Jim headed in my direction and evoided him with my iPod. See ..
1. Japanese word for "stupid". It is old and not very commonly used. Baka ahomanuke chindonya!!! Stupid stupid stupid stupid!!..
1. rubbing genitals but not having sex. Can we have sex? No. Well, can we have no sex? FUCK YEAH! See sex, genitals, hunting, puppies,..