Benji

What is Benji?


1.

100 dollar bill (Ben Franklin)

Allot of "Dead Heads" would hide a "Benji" somewhere on their person for bail money or for emergencies.

"Travelin' Matt had a benji stitched under a patch on his pants for emergencies."

See ben, franklin, benjamin, 100, bill

2.

Refers to Benji Marshall who is a professional footballer playing currently for the West Tigers. Can also be used to describe someone as a hectic legend. Legend has it, Benji Marshall has blood from the legendary Leonidas of Sparta.

As this claim has found to be true, he could sololy defeat the Queenslanders if he could play for NSW.

This can also be used if someone spills a drink at a party similar to "Taxi!"

Finally, whenever saying this word one must shake two fingers in the air while saying it and if this process is not complete, it is not referring to Benji Marshall.

Oh shot paulyou hectic benji

*Someone spills a drink. Awwwwwww Bennnnjiii

See marshall, legend, dairy, paul, spillage, Thermae

3.

An adorable curly haired computer student, a math whiz who enjoys solving complex algebraic equations. Looks misleadingly dorky and cutely innocent on the outside, but leads a thrilling secret life of greatness and danger... in killing zombies.

Funny, happy and patient, loves fuzzy little animals and inappropriately applying gaming terms to real life situations.

*at a left 4 dead competition*

gamer 1: DAMN BOY YOU'RE SO BENJI!

gamer 2: heh, thanks :D

See benjamin, cute, fuzzy, zombies, math

4.

shitelike aroma, often associated with old people and the homeless

theres an awfull bang of benji off that old man over there

See benji, bang, shite, smelly, smell, crap

5.

A winner from So You Think You Can Dance. He is extreamly hot, and wonderful. Ohh my God, Benji is the most hottest man that's ever entered the world. And this was written by his biggest fan <3

"Oh my god, did you see Benji's myspace."

"Of Course, he's so cute."

"Well, duhh!"

See so you think you can dance, schwimmer, hottie, dancers, hot

6.

A combination of "binge drinking" and "Ben."

A person who drinks himself into an alcohol-induced coma. Upon revival, he will usually claim to have "conquered alcohol..." Weeks later, he will once again be in the hospital for acute alcohol poisoning. Also, he's on cocaine. Worse yet, he attends Carlson School of Management, thus making him a douche bag.

Dude 1: Oh, man! I think Benji just got in trouble for cocaine possession!

Dude 2: Naw, he'd be in jail if he had coke.

Dude1: Meh, he's still a douche bag.

Girl 1: I heard that Benji was twitching in the hallway! Is he okay?

Girl 2: Yeah, that's normal for douche bags like him.

See bengi, coke head, drunk, coma

7.

Benji, ah the sexiest guitar player alive. People may not think he is the greatest but he is to all his fans..like myself. Has numerous tattoos and multiple piercings and forever chaging hairstyles. Kicks mother fucking ass bitch. Benji is God.

Dude..Benjamin Levin Madden from the best band ever, Good Charlotte owns you.


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