Bennett

What is Bennett?


1.

A bennett is an individual who is known for his skills with females both sexually and relationship wise.

A bennett is typically tall with a long black fringe and spiked up hair. Woman usually find a bennett irresistably attractive but he is always modest and kind to everyone he meets.

Bennetts usually make perfect boyfriends.

(Regional Vocabulary)

"Have you seen my new boyfriend? Hes such a bennett!!! I love him so much" - Cyndy

"You are so lucky! I wish i had a bennett" - Tracy

See endowed, sexy, loveable, fit, interesting

2.

a very special person often capable of producing pointless and often entertaining sayings as a result of personal experiences which are often at the centre of personal jokes.

Person: I had a blueberry muffin the other day, it was blue.

Friend: o dear what a bennett .

See bennet, tom

3.

The hard hitting, immense, chainmail and leather trouser wearing bad guy off the best film that has ever been absconded onto film... Commando. People think that Arnie's quotes are funny and good, they have nothing on this bastards. Is currently letting off some steam while planning revenge on John Matrix with that double crossing bastard General Franklin Kirby

Piss Ant Soldier: Slitting a little girl's throat is like cutting warm butter!

Bennett: Put the knife away, and shut your mouth! I love listening to your, little piss-ant soldiers trying to talk tough, they make me laugh! If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too!

Arius: Mr. Bennett, my soldiers are patriots!

Bennett: Your soldiers are nothing! Matrix and I could kill every one of them! In a blink of an eye, remember that!

Arius: Are you trying to frighten me?

Bennett: I don't have to try! When Matrix finishes the job,

He'll be back for his daughter! Now, whether she's alive or dead doesn't matter! Then he'll be after you! Now, the only thing between Matrix and you, is me!

See bennett, commando, arnie

4.

A middle class Yorkshire term for a Vampire.

That Dracula is a right Bennett aint he.

See bennett, bennet, vampire, dracula

5.

Any 50 caliber handgun or rifle, occasionally used to refer to the ammunition as well.

I got my Bennett right here, so back the fuck off.

See de, desert eagle, hand cannon, sex machine

6.

A person or persons who believe in the existance of aliens. In addition, is known to regard all writings of people that are self proclaimed doctors as "Documented Fact." While at the same time thinking doctors do not hold any knowledge of the human body.

That guy is such a bennett. He thinks the human race is clones of an alien race trying to escape from something that was chasing them.

See conspiracy, alien, nuts, confused, crazy

7.

stupid, end of story.

wow you're so bennett!

See dumb, idiotic, hairy, braindead, muscles


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