Benning

What is Benning?


1.

Adjective. Benning is the act of accidentally ejaculating on a girls face. It typically occurs when a woman is performing oral sex on a man. When this oral sex is interrupted for any number of reasons, the man pulls out and accidentally shoots semen on the womans face.

"So what did you do this weekend dude?"

"Well this chick was giving me head and then someone walked in and I started benning."

"Dude! Sweet! I love when people are benning on me."

"wtf is wrong with you? gay."

See nut, nutting, cum, blow job, facial, bj, bukkake, semen

2.

When a guy persistantly calls a girl to "talk" after they've broken up. This guy will stop at nothing to speak with his ex girlfriend, even if it means making an ass of himself. Those who are Benning are commonly in high school, naive, and, unfortunately, face eaters.

Lisa broke up with Tom because her face became his meal when they kissed. Now Tom is constantly Benning her with texts, calls, and internet convos.

See naive, desperate, pathetic, clueless


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