What is Bennyvend?
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A person whom manages a poor chain of obviously substandard vending machines that are so out of date that they don't know what a sterling £2 coin is. Also this person wont have many friends and is most probably a virgin whom enjoys watching couples involved in acts of love which should only be seen by the lord god himself
I tried to put a 2 pound coin in a
bennyvend machine but all it did was sound a really annoying alarm
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The fear of performing oral sex on a female(s)
Elton John is a vaginadinaphobic.
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