What is Bennyvend?
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A person whom manages a poor chain of obviously substandard vending machines that are so out of date that they don't know what a sterling £2 coin is. Also this person wont have many friends and is most probably a virgin whom enjoys watching couples involved in acts of love which should only be seen by the lord god himself
I tried to put a 2 pound coin in a
bennyvend machine but all it did was sound a really annoying alarm
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A chair not fit for the placing of ones ass. Usually due to some sort of deformity, or missing part.
Sara: I fell out of my chair!
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Rhyming slang for Missuswife.
(At the end of night drinking at a pub) "I'm going home to the cheese and kisses."..
