Bent Two By Four

What is Bent Two By Four?


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A dishonest Jew.

In Cockney ryhming slang a two by four signifies a Jew---a 2 " x 4" being a standard timber size.

Hence a bent two by four--a twisted length of wood, or more commonly, a dishonest Jew.

That bent two by four shows good stuff in his window but shuffles you off with sub standard rubbish.

When I got home I weighed the goods and found that the bent two by four had given me less than full weight.

See jew, cheat, twister, thief, unethical


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