Bent Wood

What is Bent Wood?

A stiff penis that bends to the left as it is fully erected.

Because jordan has bent wood he totally miss aimed is huge cum shot on his boyfriends face.

Pope Rope A Dope

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Outer Shpongolia

1. Of all known -olia realm based rings, the farthest from the actual sphincter. She bleached regularly so her outer shpongolia was barely..

Gurdie

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