Bent Wood

What is Bent Wood?

A stiff penis that bends to the left as it is fully erected.

Because jordan has bent wood he totally miss aimed is huge cum shot on his boyfriends face.

Mahrflarf

1. a phrase used for filling up pauses in conversation. *awkward silence* ...Mahrflarf...

Ass Extractor

1. Device used to remove brown-nosers from their bosses'ass. You need an ass extractor to get Tammy out of her bosses ass See brown-..

Lickety Tick

1. ASAP, pronto, now. military uses it all the time. see: lickety split "Get your shit, lickety tick!" See pronto, hurry, asap..

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