Bent Wood

What is Bent Wood?

A stiff penis that bends to the left as it is fully erected.

Because jordan has bent wood he totally miss aimed is huge cum shot on his boyfriends face.

Spurky

1. SPAM that is made with Turkey. "Do you want SPAM or Spurky?" See spam, spurkey, spurky, meat..

Gonkulater

1. the word meaning caculater for dumb folk who cant speak english. YO, hand me that gonkulater, son. See stupid, ghetto, watermellon..

Dukedog

1. Slang term for penis. Derived from the James Madison University mascot Oh man, i just got hit in the DukeDog. See CMW..

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