Bentgineering Works

What is Bentgineering Works?


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When train companies shut various parts of the national network (usually on a weekend), causing untold inconvenience for the mugs who already pay through the nose for a shite service. Incredibly gay (no offence) and annoying.

"Shit, I was going to visit my sister in Newcastle this weekend, but there are bentgineering works on GNER".

"That's so bent, the line was fucked up a fortnight ago too".

See delays, station, engineering


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