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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..
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to lick an incredicbly stupid and badly hygeined person.
you are a fucking doofuslicker
See dumb, doofuslicker, nasty, sick, retarded..
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The result of a small non-life threatening virus entering the cranial cavity. Victims with this disease laugh at the stupidest of words ..