Berewolf Edit Meaning

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Half bear, half wolf, half man. (Yes, this creature is 1/2 too many) Transforms on the eve of the American Idol season premier. Lurks in the shadows, waiting for its next victim. Usually enjoys the flesh of little ginger children. One can kill a berewolf by shooting it through the heart with a double-myrrh tipped arrow.

Last night a berewolf ripped me a new one. I am dreading the next American Idol season. That means that little Sammy Tinkelton down the corner, ya know...that ginger kid...is going DOWN.

See werewolf, bear, wolf, man, american idol, myrrh, ginger