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see: ass gasket
There were no Puerto Rican life vests in the stall I chose but it was to late to change stalls so I had to hover
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the act of sitting on a toilet backwards and wristing one out.
mike: i walked into the bathroom and chris was having an oppo toilet ses..
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Urinating while so drunk that it requires a stabilizing hand raised in the manner of a Nazi salute.
I was so loaded last night I was ba..