Berk

What is Berk?


1.

Come from the Cockney rhyming slang "Berkshire Hunt" = Cunt

2.

An idiot. Similar in tone to ' prat', ' prick', ' twat' or similar. Originally from the rhyming slang 'Berkeley Hunt', for 'cunt', although not generally considered as offensive as that.

What did you do that for, you stupid berk?

See prat, prick, twat, cunt, idiot

3.

Berk, meaning idiot, or dickhead

Rv - "where's Jason?"

Kirst - "Shit off you berk, how should I know?"

See berk, berkshire, shit off, twat, cunt, burk

4.

A fat, sloth like creature. It has no friends, smells like sweaty tits, and wears a helmet. No one likes Berk, but if you talk to Berk, he'll hang off your dick until you tell him to fuck off.

Shut up Berk.

Get the fuck off Skuff's dick already.

See earl, fat, friendless, sloth, loser

5.

a MAn who is Really dumb and Kant Write english properly. he is ALso sometimes employed as a spelunKER

mark: hey whys that dog laying eggs?

walker: thats a chicken you berk.

See berk, idiot, mong, burk, burke, douche

6.

Blue plastacine charactor from the 80s cartoon Trapdoor. Overworked servant to the thing upstairs!

Damn Globits! I loves a bit of bonkin'! BERRRRRRRRRK! FEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEE!

7.

a cunt

Your a stupid berk


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