What is Berkeley Parents Network?


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A mostly anonymous online group of parents living in and around Berkeley, CA. A large quantity of these parents are ultra paranoid and their views on parenting are so far from reality that its comical.

Typical Content found on Berkeley Parents Network:

"My daughter is in 11th grade and told my husband and I that she now has a boyfriend. He seems very nice but 11th grade seems a little early to start dating"

-Soccermom123

"My daughter is in 11th grade too and she has had 2 boyfriends!! HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!!!?!??

-nofun345

See paranoid, white people, soccer mom, crazy, Whale Rider


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