What is Berlin, Ct?
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If you ever wondered what it would be like to live in Satans ass, move to berlin, ct. The only shanty town in the state. The Berlin fair is the worst event in the history of the world. Claims to be near the place that "invented" the hamburger. Known for shitty basketball teams producing sub-WNBA quality male players, such as the Goog Squad's Thomas Polakse and Dee Del. Home of ESPN personalities, I-Mac and D-Bac.
"Let's go to the Berlin Fair in berlin, ct."
"I'd rather stick a jolly rancher in my ear."
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a small town in the center of Connecticut. A lot of the kids are rich, which leads to lots of alcohol and drugs. no one knows how to keep secrets, and a lot of backstabbing and gossip goes on.
"do you still talk to those girls from berlin?"
"hell no, if i tell them anything, the whole town knows"
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The dumbest town in the United States where everyone is a poser, wigger, or slut. Everyone does drugs. We suck.
"Lets not have sex til we're married."
"No way i'm high, lets make babies."
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the worst most boring place in the world, where all that happens is drama
"hey, lets go to berlin, ct"
"no that place is gay"
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A small town with 3 sections in it. East Berlin, Berlin, and Kensington. East Berlin is the farthest away from everywhere. Also known as "east bumblefuck", or "the village". Berlin is a town full of either stuck up assholes who are overly tan, over confident and know theyre better than everyone else, white trash and the "goths" all hang out together and smoke, or sluts. Berlin is a big time town for sluts.
"Dude, did you go to berlin, ct this weekend"
"Yeah, you shoulda been there, full of stuck up assholes, but it has THE best parties"
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the only city worse than new britain
"hey lets go to berlin"
"no lets go to new britain its fun getting shot"
