Berlock

What is Berlock?

The new offence word for 2008,

someone who is a general ass

Situation One

Simon : man i forgot to bring some beers

Dave: God damn simon why are you such a berlock

Situation Two

Marvin "Hey, hows it going bert?"

Tweeny "fuck you berlock"

Marvin *:<*

Situation Three

Tom "Did you catch that movie on itv last night?

Tony "Oh, shit man i totally forgot"

Tom "well arent you a berlock"

Tony "hey, now thats just mean"

Tom "well, im a cold hearted person"

Tony "so was hitler"

Tom "hows that relevant?"

Tony "Im half jewish"

Tom "Jewlock"

See merlock, berlock, jew, hitler, mayonaise

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