What is Berlock?
1.
The new offence word for 2008,
someone who is a general ass
Situation One
Simon : man i forgot to bring some beers
Dave: God damn simon why are you such a berlock
Situation Two
Marvin "Hey, hows it going bert?"
Tweeny "fuck you berlock"
Marvin *:<*
Situation Three
Tom "Did you catch that movie on itv last night?
Tony "Oh, shit man i totally forgot"
Tom "well arent you a berlock"
Tony "hey, now thats just mean"
Tom "well, im a cold hearted person"
Tony "so was hitler"
Tom "hows that relevant?"
Tony "Im half jewish"
Tom "Jewlock"
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