Berm

What is Berm?


1.

combination of beer and sperm, as relating to the odor of a sorority girl after a hard night's partying.

Yeah she was hot, but when she talked you could smell the berm.

See Monkey

2.

In mountain biking terms - A cambered corner allowing the rider to continue at high speed

He really railed that berm

3.

Berm is when a cluster semen rots in a ball sack over a period of several months before being released. It has the consitancy of tapioca pudding including the random chunks. Scientists still arn't quite sure what these chunks are made of and only know that they emit a potent odor resembling that of a homeless man's unwashed chode mixed with the smell of year old milk left out in the sun.

Person 1:"Dude, I didn't beat off for three months and when I finally did it was all brown and chunky."

Person 2:"You mean you Bermed... and you're still alive?"

Person 1:"You think I should go to the hospital?"

Person 2:"No... but I call dibs on your sterio."

See sperm, cum, masturbation, jacking off, brad


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