Bernal Joseph

What is Bernal Joseph?


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A Bernal Joseph is an unnecessarily long way of saying you got a blowjob. No one knows where this term is derived from but it most likely has something to do with the first letters of each word being "B" and "J". If a person ever uses this expression they probably have never gotten a blowjob before in their life because they don't realize how stupid it sounds.

"Yo dude this amazingly hot girl from Sommers gave me a Bernal Joseph last Saturday."

"What's her name?"

"Oh...you wouldn't know her, no one from around here would know her and she moved to Germany like the day after it happened. She really revved my engine though haha."

See lie, bullshit, blowjob, bj


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