Bernard Black

What is Bernard Black?


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Bernard Black is a character in the UK television series 'black books'. Bernard describes himself as a reclusive wanker, and is correct. He is a chain smoker, an alcoholic and a horrible person - but despite this, there is something you have to like about him. Possibly the fact that he has an Irish accent, or he's unbelievably sexy. He can also live off the mushrooms in his hair, how is this NOT a good thing?

I can't think of an example that includes the words Bernard Black so i'm getting around it by writing what i just wrote.

"You can find work and sort your life out anytime. The pub closes in five hours."

"I've never said it before because I'm too nice, but your son has the cold, dead eyes of a killer."

See futurama, socks, wuv, mushrooms


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