Bernard Pollard

What is Bernard Pollard?

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1. The SS of the Kansas City Chiefs who glamorously ended the 2008 NFL season for Tom Brady in Week 1, by bending his knee the wrong way and snapping pretty much anything attached to that knee. This caused the Patriots to miss the playoffs for the first time since 2002, and drop from an 18-1 season to an 11-5 season. God knows how Brady will be in 2009 thanks to this man.

2. national hero

3. The greatest football player to ever play in the NFL.

4. Someone who takes care of something really annoying that's been bothering you.

Definition 1 Example: "HOLY FUCK MY NEW FAVORITE PLAYER IS BERNARD POLLARD!!!"

Definition 2 Example: "OMG! The president should award a medal to Bernard Pollard."

Definition 3 Example: "DID U SEE THAT HIT?? BRADY'S DONE! I'M VOTING BERNARD POLLARD FOR THE PRO BOWL!!"

Definition 4 Example: "That bully was picking on me the other day again. Luckily I hired a Bernard Pollard so I don't have that problem anymore."

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