Bernardo

What is Bernardo?


1.

a guy that looks hot because has a good body, but actually has an ugly face, but you cant see it because its covered with hair.

girl: OMG, that guy is hot!

boy: naah, thats a bernardo

See bernardo, hot, guy, sexy, face, body, hair, boy, bernard, funny

2.

Canadian rhyming slang for "retarded", as in "retardo-bernardo". Retarded, in the sense of "needlessly lame" as opposed to "mentally deficient".

Dude #1: "The client wants three days' worth of revisions without extra billing."

Dude #2: "Bernardo."

See retarded, lame, stupid, dumb


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