What is Bernardo?
1.
a guy that looks hot because has a good body, but actually has an ugly face, but you cant see it because its covered with hair.
girl: OMG, that guy is hot!
boy: naah, thats a bernardo
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2.
Canadian rhyming slang for "retarded", as in "retardo-bernardo". Retarded, in the sense of "needlessly lame" as opposed to "mentally deficient".
Dude #1: "The client wants three days' worth of revisions without extra billing."
Dude #2: "Bernardo."
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