Bernie Edit Meaning

1.

Dead.

Comes from the "Weekend at Bernie's" movies where a couple of idiots drag their dead boss all over the place and convince people that he's alive.

"Oh yeah! This party is off the chain!"

"Shut up bitch. It's bernie, and I'm gonna be swayze."

"So how was Ermelinda in the sack last night?"

"Bernie, man. Like a cold, bernie fish."

"So I hear Grandpa Fred's been circling the drain lately. Did he buy the farm yet?"

"Hell yeah dogg, he's bernie. Cancer."

See Nick D

2.

Slang for cocaine. Mainly used as code to determine if cocaine will be present at specified future event. Also known to be substituted with 'Joe'.

"Yo, that party you're going to throw tonight? Is Bernie going to be there?"

"Yeah man, Bernie will definitely be there tonight."

See cocaine, coke, blow, crack, white lady, nose candy

3.

A very attractive person, about 5 foot 2.

I think bernies really nice

Yeh I love bernie

See amazing, cool, beauty, love, sick

4.

A real fat dude who likes hats (lots of hats), has a large moustache, and has an unhealthy obsession with cows and various other farm animals. He is secretly a millionaire, but pretends he's skint just so he can get to the cows. The sneaky swine! Also speaks really quickly, so you don't have a clue what the guy is saying.

"Wassup Bernie?"

"Yeah, so I was chasing cows today. They were annoying me so I just went mad at them. It was good. Shimisha hrrgh syufaert rfyaerfjgyutq tuyefwet gyaaarrr? Know what I mean?"

"Riiiight."

See bernie, farm, cows, sheep, hats, hat, money, millionaire, big gav

5.

to take a dump at the exact same time everyday without fail. With that day's newspaper in hand.

Mike comes to work at 9am and takes a bernie at 915am.

See dump, bern, shit, daily, paper

6.

1.To slap a person violently with little or no regard to the standing of that person or in which situation it is done.

It is called the 'bernie' after Bernie Mac, who is one bad mofo.

2. To slap very hard

The president wouldn't shut up so I bernied him.

I bernied my little brother cause he was annoying me.

See bernie, bernie mac, slap, backhand

7.

A BERNie is a BURNout, a pothead, someone who had a life that was running smoothly till he woke up one day malude

"Check out that Bernie over there"

"Oh that's jay, he used to be cool till he got malude"

"thats a shame"

See malude, burnout, pothead, cool, woke