What is Bernise?
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basically, a vagina.
"hey, show me your bernise, i'll show you mine!"
"nah, she's not feeling well after last night.."
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bernise is obese, she originally comes from whales. and when i say whales, i dont mean the country i mean the animal. she looks like a pear and when u poke her belly she will pop like a balloon. denises are not very fun to look at. she uses steroids and eats beaver food. As u kno, this listing is under transportation, cuz when she steps on the scale it says "please step out of the car"
The bernise in the movie Dodgeball
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To crap ones day. To impair or impede ones quality of life.
"I was talking to this girl, and then Bruce came up all drunk, hittin..
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Spanish slang for Jesus Christ.
El Gran Chuy es mi mejor amigo...