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Pulling a woman's neckfat up into a style similar to a turtleneck, then fucking her neckfat using philadelphia cream cheese as lube..
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the effect of sleeping with a hooker with crabs, by the next morning after the encounter the male realizez that the head of his genitals..
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a person with the last name of land thats fat n lazy
Matt's the biggest landopotimus of them all...