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What Sweeney Todd shaves if you don't have a beard.
Customer: "Eh! - What're you doin'? What do you expect to shave..
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When you beat a man in the face w/ an iron skillet so hard that it looks like he did the hundred-yard-dash in a 90-yard gym.
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A female service member who is a back up plan for other male service members who failed to get laid at the bar.
Damn I can't get a..
