What is Berryville?
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(n.) A small rural town in Northern Virginia where the average citizen has more cows than teeth in his head, and officials refuse to build a new high school for the local peasants. Known for being close to Loudon County and Winchester. Local teens known for rabid consumption of drugs, alcohol, and various household cleaning procucts, as well as love of tractors, chewing tobacco, and sheep pootang. The same families have ruled the Ville for hundreds of years, deciding on important town issues such as barley rationing, bingo nights, and square dance-offs.
See also: backward little town, middle of nowhere
Berryville is prime cowtipping territory.
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The worst place in northern Va to live, and possibly the worst place in the world. Should be part of West Virginia due to all the rednecks... but for some reason they chose to put it in VA.
Ya'll know there more cows hur then thur iz peoples?
