Bertday

What is Bertday?

One day before your birthday, (an extra day for drinking) and a chance maybe for your birthday celebration to land on or near the weekend.

My birthday is Monday so were all going out Sunday for Bertday drinks

See bday, bert, birthday, drinks, beer, booze, drunk

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