What is Bertha?
1.
a massive 3 litre bottle of cider. usually consumed before gigs and other large sessions of heavy drinkin.
Ste - "you coming down the fally tonite to dance with some goths"
Jim - "yeah man im getting a bertha, do you want one?"
Ste - "fucking right eastbourne style!"
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2.
An annoying roommate of sorts, usually obnoxious, fat, dirty, smelly, rude, and bitchy.
Wow! Bertha did the floor a favor when she showered this morning.
Ah! I wanted to kick Bertha in the face.
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3.
An outdoor place that is used to relax for short breaks, and have a ciggy or too, typically on a nice day
yoooo that bertha we were at was madd chill
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4.
this word was created in 1972 by a biker from kings lynn, norfolk to describe BIIIIGGGG WOMEN. so now you know where it came from too. he's quite proud of it too.
that bertha thinks she can fit in a size 20?!!!!!!!!!
5.
Typical oversized female, always has ginger hair and has terrible dress sense thinking she can wear clothes 5 sizes to small for her.....Don't be near her on a hot day as BO is a big problem amongst Bertha's....
You will always have one within your workplace.
6.
A blow up doll that is "big boned" and is a french maid
dude 1: i want to go do it with bertha
dude 2: man you need a girlfriend
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7.
n. A fat, often obese, black, predominantly American woman with an ill disposition; known to speak in a shrill (if not raucous), petulant, sulky manner. Frequently found congregating with other similarly behaved persons, or alternatively on shows such as Jerry Springer.
(nb. Known also in lesser degrees as Thelma.)
"He dissed me! He dissed me!" shrieked Bertha, to the expectant throngs watching the television program.
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