Bertie Edit Meaning

1.

To throw up/vomit/be sick.

Often but not specifically after consuming large quantities of alcohol.

i.]

Person at a party:

*downs an alcoholic beverage then lurches forward with their hand over their mouth*

Everyone else in the vacinity:

"DON'T BERTIE! DON'T BERTIE!"

ii.]

Person talking about a party:

"...and he drank half a bottle of straight gin, then bertied in a flowerpot."

iii.]

Person who feels sick:

"Eurghh i think i'm gonna bertie."

See sick, vomit, throw up, bertie, berty, ill, waste, drunk

2.

Creator of the famous online reality show SurvivorCam.

See pre-existing definition of SurvivorCamfor background information.

Bertie created the wildly addictive and popular SurvivorCam, which enjoyed a healthy following, was nominated for legitimate awards and was profiled in mainstream publications. Then she went off to law school, and Webpigseized the opportunity to feed off its carcass by snapping up domain names and running the franchise straight to hell.

See survivorcam, e/n, blog, weblog, salon, camgirl, reality show, sxsw

3.

A Extra Large Poo that takes several flushes to get rid of.

A huge log, that sometimes has to be broken in half before it disappears.

Ive just done a "bertie" or whos left a "bertie"

See turd, shit, poo, crap, business

4.

A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.

Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.

(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells

(2) Who with?

(1) the SDT

(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's

See bertie, homosexual

5.

I've taken this from the Allsorts advert. Which used the saying "One to many and you might turn Bertie". Bertie can be used for when you've had one to many of anything.

- I've been out all night and i'm abit "Bertie".

- How are you mate?..."Bertie"

See berty, burty, drunk, sloshed, inebriated

6.

Really couldn't give a damn

'George Bush is coming to London'

'Bertie'

7.

noun, used for part of anatomy observed by others when one is bending over and one's trousers (often jeans) slide down the hips to reveal the upper region of one's ass cleavage.

abrev. for 'Bertie Buttcrack'

Izzy bent over & showed us all her Bertie.