What is Bertie Beetle?
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possibly THE best chocolate in existence.
Manufactured by the Australian chocolate manufacturer, Nestle.
Also possibly the most popular showbag sold at The Show.
I want a Bertie Beetle showbag!!
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2.
to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant
i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!
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Fear of erect penises
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A cheap restaurant or diner.
"We stopped at some roadside hash house on the way to San Diego for lunch."
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