Bertie Beetle

What is Bertie Beetle?


1.

possibly THE best chocolate in existence.

Manufactured by the Australian chocolate manufacturer, Nestle.

Also possibly the most popular showbag sold at The Show.

I want a Bertie Beetle showbag!!

See chocolate, bug, yum, sweet as, nestle

2.

to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant

i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!

See bertie beetle, wanking, lonely, flew, myself, juicy, bug, masterbate, bestiality, sick fuck


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