What is Bertie Beetle?
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possibly THE best chocolate in existence.
Manufactured by the Australian chocolate manufacturer, Nestle.
Also possibly the most popular showbag sold at The Show.
I want a Bertie Beetle showbag!!
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2.
to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant
i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!
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A wrinkly faced person
Mick Jagger has got an a to z face.
See old, wrinkly, weathered, fossil..
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A woman with loose morals who often attends drag races. Also known as a track rat.
That greasy creature could be yours with a win toda..