What is Bertie Beetle?
1.
possibly THE best chocolate in existence.
Manufactured by the Australian chocolate manufacturer, Nestle.
Also possibly the most popular showbag sold at The Show.
I want a Bertie Beetle showbag!!
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2.
to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant
i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!
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