Bertie Millwood

What is Bertie Millwood?


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Primary target of Claire Hines and a general Cock. Enjoys to wear his hair in a parted fashion with an accidental?? flick- hence the nickname Penis Parting or PP. Hated by many, taken advantage of by others for all the right reasons.

I'm bored, let's go spend all of PPs money on drinks!


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