What is Bertke?
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Almost as good as a sex goddess. Lacking in knowledge of sexual positions. Prefers sex on a work out bench. Favorite move is the jennifer on the sit up bench.
The act of doing the wiggly woo. (thrusting and gyrating as fast as you possibly can it is believed that if a bertke starts the wiggly woo without contact it will cause pre mature ejaculation)
"Did you see that bertke she was so excited she did the wiggly woo first thing boy was he excited. Talk about premature ejaculation"
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