What is Bertke?
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Almost as good as a sex goddess. Lacking in knowledge of sexual positions. Prefers sex on a work out bench. Favorite move is the jennifer on the sit up bench.
The act of doing the wiggly woo. (thrusting and gyrating as fast as you possibly can it is believed that if a bertke starts the wiggly woo without contact it will cause pre mature ejaculation)
"Did you see that bertke she was so excited she did the wiggly woo first thing boy was he excited. Talk about premature ejaculation"
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Giving a blow job. Similar to praying to the alien, but not necessarily done from the kneeling position.
Sorry we're late, but Ma..
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To have suddenly lost the feeling of being Kranky.
In her splendor, Meg's very presence was enough to dekrankify Eric..
