Bertrand

What is Bertrand?


1.

a person who looks like an asshole but is actually really awesome

You should give him a chance, he is totally a bertrand.

See sweet, asshole, jerk face, amazing, bomb

2.

a word used to describe a perfect man that you absolutley want to marry.

wow.I met this guy last night and he seems like such a bertrand.

See perfect, wonderful, amazing, beautiful, fire crotch

3.

One who likes the same sex, in other words, a homosexual.

Chip, you are such a bertrand.

See gay, queer, homosexual, pillowbiter, fag, faggot

4.

man who dreams to one day become a very sexy lady

I don't like bertrands.

See gay, faggot, lol, funny

5.

an extremely fat homo who can consume 2,000 pounds of bacon at once. he enjoys making videos attempting to look cool by dancing with his pants down.

should not play soccer without a shirt (this can save young girls lives since they will not need to see his sweaty fat rolls)

thinks he can someday have sex but is toooo fat to do so.

OMG that kid is such a bertrand, did you notice how the ground shook when he played jump rope??!?!?!?!?!!?

See randel, lard, homo, fat ass, gay bitch, pms


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