What is Bess?
1.
A server-level Internet filtering service used by many public schools, which blocks out adult content, email access, personal webmastering accounts, and anything that is construed to be "fun." It's basically "censorship," any way you look at it.
Unfortunately, access to educational materials is blocked, due to technicalities.
For example, one would be hard-pressed to pull up the text of "Romeo and Juliet," because there is a line that says "Sleep dwell upon thine eyes, peace in thy breast!"
Of course, Romeo is referring to the heart, and not the female breast, in this sense; but the filtering program does not understand that.
Eventually, students will be presented with a "Bess Can't Go There" screen, whenever they try to access ANYTHING online.
2.
Insane firewall that our school uses. The logo is of course a dog, "Bess", and believe me you do not want to get her angry!
Steven: Dude! Check out this website!
Mike: Bess got me!
Steven: Ha! You can't fool Bess!
Mike: Hax hax hax!
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3.
The hottest hottie of all time, usually seen with the stud Colin or maybe looking fine at the local Krystal.
Man, she's hot but not as hot as Bess.
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4.
sort of like best...but better :)
Me and Kayla are bess friends forever.
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