Best

What is Best?


1.

A internet inspired shortinization of "Best Regards".

Best,

Useful in nearly any online comunnication wishing to remain 'remote' and 'pro'.

Please review my changes and respond as you desire.

Best,

2.

People claim to have done this as an excuse for not doing better or trying harder.

"Your best"? Losers always whine about their "best." Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

--- Sean Connery as John Mason, in The Rock

See mediocre, your best

3.

To do something that need be done lest you face unfavorable consequences.

" Yo! you best back out' my face b'fore I bust a cap in your silly-ass face!"

4.

Ausstralian slang used as a sentence with no other words to comment on a situation person or object.

Bill: "that hot molly chick is coming to the pub tonight"

Bob: BEST!

WIFE: Bob honey, I'm making you steak dianne tonight.

Bob: BEST!

Bill: Man BOB! that's the worst fart i ever smelt.

Bob: HAHAH BEST!

5.

Alcoholic, Drunkard,

Did you see how pissed Wilky was last night?

He was Bested! (George Best)

See drunk, legless, pissed, inebriated, leathered

6.

Lineage: simply the best -> best

Definition: Opposite of sux. (refer to sux)

Usage:

"Upon spotting a drop-top benz rolling 4 Sandras (refer to Sandras), Joachim looked over to his homie and said, "Best."

See fubar

7.

Apparently, it's when you screw up so bad it kills you. See Dale Earnhardt.

Dude, Dale Earnhardt is the best!


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