Best Mom Ever

What is Best Mom Ever?


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my mom....the one that gives you weed to smoke the one that pays for your broke ass to party the one that lies to your dad for you to get away with murder the one that always knows how to make you feel better and get you out of trouble

!.my mom

2.thanx for bailin my ass, your the best mom ever


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