Best Quote Ever

What is Best Quote Ever?


1.

"As we Irish say, speak for your fucking self, dickhead."

That is the best quote ever!!

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2.

tim (australian) said the girl he lost his virginity with didn't beleieve he was a virgin, so I asked why not. his answer was "cos I made her cum SOOOOOOO HARD"

in an australian accent: I made her cum sooooooo hard

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