Bestalique War

What is Bestalique War?


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An arguement over a completely non-debatable topic based upon who can come up with the greatest dis or word usage.

Guy 1: Man, macs suck.

Guy 2: No, Apples rule the world!

Guy 1: Apples bite their own ass

Guy 2: PCs make you punch the monitor

Guy 1: Macs beg you to throw them out the window

Guy 3: Stop this bestalique war


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