What is Bestbuy?
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A bunch of idiots in yellow shirts trying to sell you overpriced goods they know nothing about. You are classified as an "angel" or a "demon" based upon how much of your money the store is able to capture. Once you've bought the product, god help you if you need to return it because there is a 15% restocking fee. A good place to go to try a product before you buy it online!
I buy a big screen tv at $2000usd. The tv turns out to be incompatible with my equipment because the sales associate mis-informed me. I return the tv and get stuck paying 15% ($300usd) for NOTHING! Bravo BestBuy, Bravo.
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My attempt at being a wise-ass.
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