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1. The indecision that one experiences when presented with the decision of whether to masturbate or to indulge in food. Jonesy suddenly fo..

1. A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sa..

1. One last jerk off session before one goes to bed. Before I to to bed I enjoy my evening tug. See jerking off, morning wood, skin flute..