Bestied

What is Bestied?

To get so drunk you're unable to speak coherantly & simple tasks like walking, taking a piss & remembering where you live become impossible.

"Hoo yeti. Wassy out?"

"Aye, he's over there."

"Creased?"

"Bestied up."

"Fucking pisshead."

See drunk, pissed, fucked, wassy, hammered, dialysis, transplant

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