What is Bet?
1.
(N.) A network that used to be Black Entertainment Television, but now is just the Ghetto MTV.
106 & Park = TRL
How I'm Livin' = Cribs
Access Granted = Making the Video/Diary
College Hill = The Real World
Coming To The Stage = Made
Next = Becoming
The Center = True Life/Fight for your Rights
Rap City = Direct Effect
Sneak Peek = Movie House
(none) = Room Raiders/Crib Crashers, Dismissed/Taildaters, Newlyweds, The Osbournes, Punk'd
2.
1980s. Meaning yes or I agree.
A: "So I'll meet you and then we'll hit the party."
B: "Bet."
A: "Yo, lend me $20; you can hold this bike I just found."
B: "No bet."
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3.
A channel that purports to support black culture, all the while instilling the idiotic ideas that plague black culture like cancer.
Dude, after watching BET, I realized that I never have to get a real job because America is racist. It's much easier to just collect unemployment and stare at my "Free Mumia" poster because something bad happened to my ancestors somewhere, sometime.
4.
blacker version of MTV.
They should just call it NWP. No White People except Eminem.
106 and Park= TRL
Rap City= Direct Effect
College Hill= Real World
how I'm livin= Cribs
access granted= making the video
Top 25 countdown= Greatest Hits
The Next= Advance Warning
BET Awards= VMA's
Damn you Viacom! I hope you fuckin' burn in hell.
5.
A channel that completely accepts and encourages the stereotypical black attitude and lifestyle. In other words, the degradation of human culture. As if it wasn't degraded enough...
This is what makes other races dislike blacks.
Host of a BET show: "Yo yo yo, man, dis here is the new video from, uh... uh... *inhales deeply* Sh*t, man, I need a joint. Get me one real quick, dawg, and I'll find dat cue card. Ah, hell, who am I kiddin'? I can't read."
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6.
as in "sure," "you bet," "you know it," "thats for sure," "thats a plan," or "i will do it"
Hey, lets go to the zoo tomorrow! Aight, bet!
7.
A television channel watched primarily by Asian girls who wish they were black, in light of the fact that real black people watch VH1 and Comedy Central like everyone else.
Most people occasionally watch BET for the music videos.
