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The act of getting a girl hammered drunk and while shes passed out you bone her and time how long it takes for you to jism.
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The act of inserting an umbrella up someones rectal passage, then opening it, usually ripping their ass apart.
Wife - "Hey honey, ..
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to be a bastard with such flair that people cannot help but admire you.
Kyle, showing a level bastardaciousness he didn't know he ..