What is Betelgeuse?
1.
The red supergiant star in the constellation of
This ageing beauty is one of the few stars on which surface features have been observed.
Pronounced "
Geek#1: Someday our sun will run out of hydrogen fuel and become a giant like Betelgeuse.
Geek#2: Someday you'll regret wasting your life on the internet, when your eyes are burnt out from the persistant glare of LCD screens.
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2.
Big star that will eventually 0wn us all
Betelgeuse is gonna fuck us up
Random Words:
1.
To get a boner from a picture of an attractive woman who is now dead.
Antony: "I cant believe that picture Marilyn Monroe gave you..
