What is Better Than A Kick In The Tits?


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Not so bad; could be worse. An optimist's view of things.

"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.

See this sucks, Pontius Pilate


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