Betterfication Edit Meaning

1. When ones fecal matter is under and overlaid with layers of neatly folded toilet paper. The bottom layer protects from unwanted splashba..

1. A purveyor of fine English jellies I'm going to pop across to Bompas & Parr the jellymongers to pick up some topping strawberr..

1. another phrase for being attacked by a huge cock thats bent at a 48 degree angle. "whoaaa! did you see that crab attack that cassi..