What is Betty Crocker Fuck Muscle?
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A very large phallice
"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."
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Inconsiderate self righteous person/s who falsely believe theirs is the only life that matters.
Loud hedge trimming neighbors at 7AM on..
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To trip
Joel: "oh shit, I was just about to deep step over that hoe"
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Valiant feminist and indefatigable lesbian activist.
Real name: Mavis THOROUGHGOOD of Woodthorpe, Yorkshire, UK.
Inventor of the THOR..